Ditka says:

[Chris Dwyer]

“You're never a loser until you quit trying.”

“The ones who want to achieve and win championships motivate themselves.”

“Before you can win, you have to believe you are worthy.”

“Success isn't permanent and failure isn't fatal”

“Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace.”

If you are determined enough and willing to pay the price, you can get it done.”

“What's the difference between a 3-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In 6 weeks, the puppy will stop whining.”

“"Those who live in the past are cowards and losers"

“You have to be tough.”

[Billy Wolt]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-12-06-ditka_N.htm

DA BEARS!

[Jay Hagadorn]

Gotta love Ditka and the Bears!

[Paul Neuhaus]

God must be a Bears fan. That would explain why He created sunsets to be blue and orange!

[Chris Dwyer]

God must be a Bears fan. That would explain why He created sunsets to be blue and orange!

Most insightful post I've ever seen on this board! :mag:

[Scott Markowitz]

We have a slight variation on that one here in Gainesville:

God must be a Gator too,
since the sun is orange and the sky is blue!

[Paul Neuhaus]

We have a slight variation on that one here in Gainesville:

God must be a Gator too,
since the sun is orange and the sky is blue!
Da Bears came first, been around close to 100 years, and 2nd oldest team in the NFL. When did the Gators become a football team? :B:

[Scott Markowitz]

UF first fielded a football team in 1906. source (http://gatorzone.com/football/history.php)
The Bears were founded in 1919 and moved to Chicago in 1921. source (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Bears)

That means 15 years passed between the Gators' first team and Da Bears. :B:

[Paul Neuhaus]

Ditka says:
Scott Markowitz plays with poo

[Scott Markowitz]

But hey, some great Bears were Gators first - Wilber Marshall, Neal Anderson, Rex Gross...well, Wilber and Neal anyway. :D

[Paul Neuhaus]

Rex not in effect

[Brandon Clements "BC"]

From when SNL was good:

Farley-"Who would win in a fight Dikta or God?"

Farley-"Trick question Dikta is god"

[Scott Markowitz]

Superfans on one of the Superbowl pregame shows:

Reporter: "Who's going to win the game today?"

Superfan (I forget which one): "Da Bears."

Reporter: "Umm...the Bears aren't in the game"

Superfan: "Doesn't mattah. Da Bears by 52."

Or something like that.

[Dan Harrison]

From when SNL was good:

Farley-"Who would win in a fight Dikta or God?"

Farley-"Trick question Dikta is god"

Question... who would win in a fight... a hurricane... or Mike Ditka?!?!?! DITKA.

Ok, what is the hurricane was named Hurricane Ditka?!?!?!?!