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MarshallWhite
07-21-2009, 01:12 PM
Name has been changed!!!!

www.whitesfamilyfuneralhome.net

Scott Markowitz
07-21-2009, 01:26 PM
Awesome...but do you guys serve minorities, or are you as racist as the name sounds? :M:

WesleyInman
07-21-2009, 01:32 PM
Congrats to you and Rachel, thats awesome you have your own business, and in CO!!!! Keep working hard man, its paying off for you :)

jay lyttle
07-21-2009, 03:20 PM
i'm sorry! but scott has me rolling on the floor laffing! that being said, congrats thats awesome! in these economic times to have your own buisness is very demanding, but if anyone can pull it off it's you guys! congrats and best of luck, mat all things good come your way

MarshallWhite
07-21-2009, 04:18 PM
Awesome...but do you guys serve minorities, or are you as racist as the name sounds? :M:

LOL! Dude we mulled the name over for weeks and finally settled on this cause we really did think our other options actually sounded racist..."White Funeral Home", "White's Funeral Home".....etc.

Alex Klotz
07-21-2009, 04:29 PM
You can have adventures like in Six Feet Under.

TEXAS STONEMAN
07-21-2009, 06:08 PM
Yep, racist

Mac Smith
07-21-2009, 06:51 PM
Damn, I was thinking about you doing my services when it was my time Marshall!!! I'm dissapointed!! LOL!!!!

DaneGarreau
07-21-2009, 06:58 PM
Very cool Marshall! Congrats on owning your own business, very impressive.

Eric Jett
07-21-2009, 07:11 PM
You know the first thing I noticed? The merchandise section. Are you gonna be selling t-shirts, Marshall? Front says "Six Feet Under, But Looking So Fine" back reads "White's Family Funeral Home, est. 1939"

Scott Markowitz
07-21-2009, 07:15 PM
Good point about the merchandise. How about making actual memorial atlas stones with the body inside? The mob does stuff like that all the time, but it seems such a waste to drop them in the river afterward.

Eric Jett
07-21-2009, 07:27 PM
Good point about the merchandise. How about making actual memorial atlas stones with the body inside? The mob does stuff like that all the time, but it seems such a waste to drop them in the river afterward.

"With our new human head insert, you can make your stone even heavier!"

Or, get cremated and have your ashes mixed with the concrete for a stone.

Easton Taylor
07-21-2009, 07:49 PM
Awesome...but do you guys serve minorities, or are you as racist as the name sounds? :M:

You must spread around Rep points before giving to SM again. I was dying.

Good job Marshall, but I agree with Trav. Hahahahaha

MarshallWhite
07-21-2009, 08:29 PM
You guys are cracking me up!!!!!! Fyi the merchandise section will be to show the possibilities someone can choose from if pre-planning a funeral, or grief support materials etc.

Mac- Probably for the best bro, we don't keep "huge" sized caskets around much! :EL:

Matthew White
07-21-2009, 08:36 PM
Hahaha, you could have done something like

M-Dub Edition Funeral Home
"Dying in style"

Jamie T
07-21-2009, 09:05 PM
Dub

congrats dub.. we are proud of you .. you set a goal, worked hard and made it happen...

kinda like 2 months form now when you go to WSM..

miss you guys

J

Kevin Cronin
07-22-2009, 07:07 AM
"With our new human head insert, you can make your stone even heavier!"

Or, get cremated and have your ashes mixed with the concrete for a stone.
I will be looking into this...

Congrats Marshall

Joe Stanton
07-22-2009, 07:42 AM
yeah dude, thats pretty racist! lol

~Congrats!

MarshallWhite
07-22-2009, 08:01 AM
I will be looking into this...

Congrats Marshall

Whoa dude!!! This is totally Matty Parkes idea....a LONG time ago he told me that if he were to die I was to cremate him and mix his ashes into a stone that would be unloadeable....I made the promise so when Matty goes he will be put into a 650lb stone...and we will call it the "pie and ice cream stone!"

Ryan Bracewell
07-22-2009, 09:47 AM
Very cool marshall. So did you just buy your own funeral home, or just change the name?

DKirby
07-23-2009, 11:20 AM
You could have a contest with a "coffin carry", a "coffin load", a "coffin drag" or maybe a "coffin press". Could make the coffin differnt weights by putting plates inside...or bodies...:D