ClayEdgin
06-22-2007, 06:33 AM
How is it that Harrison has more rep points than I do? He's got 5 of those green blocks and I've got 4?
Did you know he eats babies? IN UTERO???
Did you know that he once suckerpunched an old lady who DIDN'T mistake him for Chuck Norris?
Did you know that he touches himself so much that his left hand has filed a sexual harrassment suit against him? (and he wonders why his grip isn't working)
I bet you also didn't know that his body is one big, bloated, neverending machine of phlegm, farts, and poop. Steak goes in, snot goes out, protein shake goes in, farts come out, milk goes in, poop goes out. That's it!
Did you know that, when looking at him from the side, the distance from his belly button to his butt crack is 8 feet? EIGHT FEET!!!
Did you know that he goes to the bingo hall looking for toothless old chicks with fresh bingo winnings? He gets them to take him to the buffet and then he never calls them in the morning.
You also didn't know that he is so impotent that he had to stuff a maggot in his shorts to make people think he actually got aroused, even though he himself was skeptical that anyone would believe his willy was that large.
Come on people, be more responsible with those reps points!
Did you know he eats babies? IN UTERO???
Did you know that he once suckerpunched an old lady who DIDN'T mistake him for Chuck Norris?
Did you know that he touches himself so much that his left hand has filed a sexual harrassment suit against him? (and he wonders why his grip isn't working)
I bet you also didn't know that his body is one big, bloated, neverending machine of phlegm, farts, and poop. Steak goes in, snot goes out, protein shake goes in, farts come out, milk goes in, poop goes out. That's it!
Did you know that, when looking at him from the side, the distance from his belly button to his butt crack is 8 feet? EIGHT FEET!!!
Did you know that he goes to the bingo hall looking for toothless old chicks with fresh bingo winnings? He gets them to take him to the buffet and then he never calls them in the morning.
You also didn't know that he is so impotent that he had to stuff a maggot in his shorts to make people think he actually got aroused, even though he himself was skeptical that anyone would believe his willy was that large.
Come on people, be more responsible with those reps points!