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Arnell Castillo
06-29-2007, 04:50 PM
Chuck Norris Facts:
1)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

2)Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard

3)Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

4)Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month

5)Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

6)If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death

7)Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

8)After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

9)Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.

10)Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

11)Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

12)Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix Cube and poop it out solved.

13)One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

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Brandon Campbell
06-29-2007, 05:36 PM
chuck norris' sweat is 100% pure testosterone

chuck norris' does not give beat downs, he gives deathappointments

chuck norris as a baby had his candy stolen, the suspect was later seen with a severe roundhouse kick to the head injury.

Jared Enderton
06-29-2007, 10:07 PM
these never get old.

WayneWillis
06-30-2007, 05:33 AM
my favorites
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

David standifer
06-30-2007, 11:11 AM
my favorites
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
thats great except its chuck norris thread! :T:

Mike Beyers
07-02-2007, 10:08 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, as that implies the possibility of failure.....he goes killing.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of saying that sometimes corn just needs to lay the f@#% down.

Jesse Marunde
07-02-2007, 11:43 AM
thats great except its chuck norris thread! :T:

the Kaz gave birth to chuck norris

Sean Hatley
07-02-2007, 11:55 AM
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris sas "Say Please."

They say that under Chuck Norris's beard there is no chin, just another fist.

Kye Thomas
07-02-2007, 02:50 PM
guys i saw this video and loved it...

just shows how freaken hard THE Chuck Norris is!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHlSoTj69wg

enjoy

Arnell Castillo
07-02-2007, 03:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izSt248PQlkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYIXkgtPG8o http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU