Arnell Castillo
06-29-2007, 04:50 PM
Chuck Norris Facts:
1)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2)Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard
3)Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
4)Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month
5)Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
6)If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death
7)Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
8)After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
9)Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
10)Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
11)Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
12)Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix Cube and poop it out solved.
13)One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.
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1)Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2)Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard
3)Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
4)Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month
5)Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
6)If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death
7)Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
8)After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
9)Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.
10)Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
11)Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
12)Chuck Norris can eat a Rubix Cube and poop it out solved.
13)One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.
for a complete list of chuck norris facts visit http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty